So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
the bed behind them makes it look like they are in a mental home
Seriously. I’ve had so many dudes tell me how much they’re not into making out, and I’m just like “BUT KISSING IS GREAT”
I looooooooove kissing, if it were a sport I’d be the captain.
Seriously I love making out! SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME